Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the king of gaming who can beat you even when you're not trying

Jaan-Erik finished the game in 2 minutes while I was still figuring out how to move.

He beat me in a battle royale with 1 hit. I had 10 hits left.

He didn’t even look at the screen when he won. He was eating a sandwich.

2

the only person who can make you feel like a total waste of oxygen

He beat me so fast I didn’t even know what happened.

He laughed at me when I died for the 10th time.

He said I was a ‘disgrace to gaming’ and I believed him.

3

the god of games who doesn’t even need a controller to win

He won the game with his eyes closed and one hand tied behind his back.

He beat me while I was on a 3-hour video call.

He played the game while eating pizza and watching a movie.

4

the only person who can make you question your entire life

After he beat me, I cried. I cried real tears.

He said I was ‘the worst gamer he’s ever seen’ and I believed him.

He beat me so bad I started doubting my existence.

5

the person who makes you feel like a baby who just learned how to walk

He beat me so fast I didn’t even know what hit me.

He said I was ‘a disgrace to gamers everywhere’ and I believed him.

He won the game while I was still learning the rules.

6

the one and only gamer who can beat you even when you’re cheating

He beat me even though I had 100 lives and he had 1.

He won the game while I was using a cheat code and he wasn’t.

He beat me even when I used a ‘god mode’ and he just used his brain.