Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

that idiot friend who won’t stop talking like he’s the only one who matters.

Bro, jaamir just talked for ten minutes about his dog. Why? I don’t know.

Jaamir started a whole story about his breakfast. It was sad.

Jaamir interrupted my entire rant to talk about his hair. What even is life?

2

the biggest waste of air who won’t stop breathing his dumb opinions.

Jaamir had to tell me his entire day. I was already tired.

He started a debate about whether cereal counts as a meal. I died.

He told me his opinion on the weather. It was a crime.

3

the guy who thinks he’s cool, but he’s just loud and dumb.

Jaamir tried to make a joke. It was just a sentence.

He yelled at me for not listening to his stupid story.

He thinks he’s funny. He’s not.

4

the only person who thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s not.

Jaamir said he’s the best at everything. He’s not even good at talking.

He claimed he could beat me at video games. I won.

He said he was the best at math. He didn’t even know what 2+2 was.

5

the friend who talks too much and won’t let you finish your thoughts.

Jaamir started talking before I could finish my sentence. I was confused.

He wouldn’t stop talking about his video game. I had to scream.

He kept interrupting me. I wanted to kill him.

6

the guy who thinks he’s the center of the universe. He’s not.

Jaamir said everyone should listen to him. No one did.

He thought the whole world revolved around him. It didn’t.

He said the sun was watching him. I called the cops.