Jaami

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A brainy guy who thinks he’s the king of the hill. He’s got a stubborn ass and a sense of humor that could make a saint laugh. He’s strong as hell and loves to fight, but he’d rather punch a wall than fight you. He’s a softie inside and would do anything to keep his friends and family happy, even if it means getting beaten up. He’s shy and awkward, but once you get to know him, he’s the best friend you could ever have.
Jaami tried to fight me for 10 minutes just because I said he looked like a chia pet.
He stayed up all night to make sure my dog didn’t get run over by a truck.
He cried when his mom got a tattoo of his face.
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A wild girl who’s absolutely insane but still awesome. She can turn anything into a sexual joke, even the weather. She knows what a fucktart is and doesn’t hesitate to use it. She’s not afraid to say the second definition of fucktart just to mess with people.
Jaami called my math test a ‘hardcore creampie’ and I failed because I laughed too hard.
She used the word ‘fucktart’ in a sentence about my cereal and I quit eating it.
She turned my dog’s sneeze into a sexual joke and now my dog won’t look at me.
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