jaamal

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A guy with more balls than a meatball sub and can make anyone look like a fool.
Jaamal just talked my ex into coming back. Now I'm single again and he's got a new ex.
He finessed my dad into giving him my mom's car. My dad still thinks he's a good guy.
Jaamal turned my math teacher into his sidekick. Now the teacher helps him cheat on tests.
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A man so smooth he could make a glacier sweat and turn your life upside down.
Jaamal convinced my mom I'm rich. Now I have to wear fake money to school.
He got my brother to take his place in jail. Now my brother's in jail and Jaamal's out.
Jaamal talked my dog into stealing my lunch. Now my dog's a thief and I'm hungry.
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A guy with so much swagger he could make a donkey blush and turn your life into chaos.
Jaamal convinced my gym teacher I'm the strongest. Now I have to lift weights every day.
He got my uncle to lend him my uncle's car. Now my uncle's mad and Jaamal's driving around like a king.
Jaamal made my pet goldfish quit his job. Now my fish is on vacation and I'm sad.
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