JaAm

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JaAm is a gross green goo in a big clear bottle that Hawaiians drink to get high. It’s so bad it makes you yell at your mom and throw a fork.
I drank JaAm and now my dog thinks I’m a alien.
My cousin turned into a screaming mess after one sip of JaAm.
JaAm is like the liquid version of being stuck in traffic on a Monday.
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A jaame is a self-absorbed, smug know-it-all who thinks they’re the center of the universe. They’re like a broken toaster, always making a mess and never letting you forget it.
My jaame coworker thinks they’re Elon Musk, but they can’t even send an email.
My jaame ex tried to text me 50 times a day and still didn’t get me back.
My jaame neighbor thinks their dog is a genius. It’s not.
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Just Another Anxious Millennial is a person who thinks the world is going to end, but still buys a $10 smoothie every day. They’re like a kid who’s scared of the dark but still watches horror movies.
My JAA M got a job at a coffee shop and still cried about the economy.
My JAA M friend texted me at 2 a. m. about the robots taking over.
My JAA M lost their job and still bought a $20 latte.
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