Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the loud, angry noise you make when you whack the ball so hard it feels like it's gonna cry

I hit the ball so hard it made a jaalp that echoed through the whole neighborhood.

The ball went flying, and I heard a jaalp that could wake the dead.

He hit the ball so hard it sounded like a jaalp from hell.

2

the sound of your foot screaming as it connects with the ball

That jaalp was so loud, my neighbor called the cops.

I heard a jaalp so strong, it made the dog run for cover.

He kicked the ball so hard, it sounded like a jaalp from a monster.

3

the noise that comes out of you when you hit the ball like it owes you money

I hit the ball so hard, I made a jaalp that could be heard in the next town.

That jaalp was so loud, it scared the birds out of the tree.

She hit the ball so hard, it sounded like a jaalp from a fighting chicken.

4

the sound of a ball getting a beat-down from your foot

The ball took a jaalp so hard, it looked like it was about to die.

He gave the ball a jaalp that made it cry.

That jaalp was so strong, the ball ran away.

5

the angry scream of a ball being kicked by a very angry person

I gave the ball a jaalp so loud, it woke up my whole family.

That jaalp was so angry, it made the ball scream.

He kicked the ball so hard, it made a jaalp that could be heard in space.

6

the sound of your foot and the ball having a very bad fight

The foot and the ball had a jaalp so loud, it shook the whole court.

That jaalp was so bad, it made the ball cry.

They fought so hard, it sounded like a jaalp from a wrestling match.