Jaalan

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I bet my last sock I’m the only person on Earth with this stupid name. Everyone else is normal.

Bro, I’m the only one named Jaalan. You’re all just regular humans.

I’m the only Jaalan in the history of the world. You’re all fake.

If there’s another Jaalan, I’ll eat my hat. And I don’t even own a hat.

I swear to God, if there’s another Jaalan, I’ll beat them up with a spatula.

I’m the only Jaalan. If there’s another one, I’ll fight them.

No one else is Jaalan. I’m the only one. And I’m not even wearing pants.

I’m the only Jaalan. You’re all just copies.

I don’t just have this name. I own it. And you don’t.

I own the name Jaalan. You’re just a regular person.

I’m the only one with this name. You’re all just imposters.

I’m Jaalan. You’re not. I own the name.