jaahal

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Jaahal is that wild feeling you get when you're so wasted you think you're a rock star and you're watching The Godfather like it's your life story. It’s also when you’re too high to care if your coworker just quit and cried in the break room.

Just watched the whole Godfather trilogy while eating pizza and crying. Jaahal is real.

I came to work today and my boss asked if I was okay. I said, 'I'm jaahal, and I'm not even close to being okay.'

I got jaahal after I smoked three blunts and listened to Queen for six hours. I’m still jaahal now.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Jaahal is like being half-succubus and half-hippie. You feel it after you eat too much, watch too many old videos, and listen to Queen like it’s a religion. You might even start talking to your plants.

I got jaahal after I watched vintage ramp walk videos and cried with my plants. They’re now my best friends.

I texted my friend and said, 'I’m jaahal, and I think my cat is judging me.'

I got jaahal at 3 a. m. and started singing 'We Are the Champions' to my fridge.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Jaahal is when you feel like you could rule the world, but you're too high to remember your own name. It happens after you binge the office, get high, and listen to Queen until your brain explodes.

I got jaahal and started talking to my ceiling like it was my ex.

I texted my mom and said, 'I’m jaahal, and I think I’m gonna die from being cool.'

I got jaahal after I watched the whole Godfather trilogy and tried to dance like it was the 70s.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Jaahal is that weird feeling you get when you’re so wasted you think you’re a god and you're watching The Godfather like it's your destiny. You might even start arguing with your coworker about who's the real king of the office.

I got jaahal and told my coworker he was the real king of the office. He didn't believe me.

I got jaahal and tried to explain the plot of The Godfather to my dog. He didn't care.

I texted my friend and said, 'I'm jaahal and I think I'm gonna rule the world.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago