Jaade

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A girl with attitude and a mouth full of teeth. She won't shut up and loves to show off her body. She doesn't care if she gets messy or if she tells you exactly what's wrong with you.

My cousin Jaade came in and said, 'You look like you've been eating dirt,' and then she laughed at me like I was a joke.

Jaade texted me: 'You're fat and your hair is a disaster. Just accept it.'

At the party, Jaade flipped a table and said, 'This is why we can't have nice things.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A typical black person who lives in the suburbs of Nairobi like it's the only place worth living. They don't bother with anything else and act like everyone else is inferior.

My uncle said, 'Jaad lives in Nairobi like it's the only place on earth. I swear he thinks the rest of us are from Mars.'

My neighbor called Jaad and said, 'You better come over. I'm tired of your kids running around like they own the place.'

Jaad texted me: 'You don't live here. You just visit. I'm the real deal.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A god-like figure with superpowers and a serious case of arrogance. He's so powerful that you're lucky to be alive and even luckier if he likes you.

My friend said, 'Jaad came down from heaven and told me I was a failure. I'm still crying.'

Jaad texted me: 'You're just a mortal. I could erase you with one thought.'

At school, Jaad walked in and said, 'You're all beneath me. I could crush you with one look.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A handsome black guy who's the best at soccer and also the best boyfriend ever. He's kind, but don't get too close, he might just love you too much.

My friend said, 'Jaad can kick a ball so hard, it goes to the moon. And he still has time to text me.'

Jaad texted me: 'I'm the best at soccer. You're just here to watch me shine.'

At the gym, Jaad said, 'I'm not just good-looking. I'm the best boyfriend ever. Don't argue with me.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago