Jaabe

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A job so bad it makes your soul cry. You're stuck doing the same thing over and over like a brain-dead zombie. It pays less than a beggar’s tip.

My boss gave me a raise. It was 50 cents.

I got fired for napping. I was just pretending to be dead.

This job is so bad, I started talking to the coffee machine.

Jaab is the most fun person you've ever met. He’s got art in his veins and a smile that could melt glaciers. But he writes like a drunk flamingo.

Jaab texted me: ‘Hey watsup’ and I cried.

He brought croissants to my crush and now we’re dating.

He spelled ‘croissant’ as ‘croisant’ and I laughed so hard I choked on my coffee.

A person who looks like they’ve been dipped in charcoal and yelled at by a mob. They’re the reason democracy is so dark and angry.

My cousin turned black after the election. He’s still mad.

She voted for democracy and now she’s a charcoal sculpture.

He got so angry at the news, his skin turned midnight.