Jaaassshhh

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A brain-dead, smelly clown who thinks they’re the king of the park, even though they’ve never left the sandbox.
Jaaassshhh, I just ate a whole pizza by myself! You’re still crying over a broken toy.
Jaaassshhh, you’re not even a real kid. You’re a mistake.
Jaaassshhh, I’ve seen raccoons with more brain cells than you.
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A half-wit, sticky-fingered monster who thinks the moon is a giant cheese sandwich.
Jaaassshhh, I don’t care if you’re wearing my pants backwards. You’re still a loser.
Jaaassshhh, you tried to eat the couch. It was a bad idea.
Jaaassshhh, you think the moon is a giant cheese sandwich? It’s not even good cheese.
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A drooling, farting, thumbs-up obsessed idiot who thinks they’re the best at everything, even when they’re clearly not.
Jaaassshhh, you gave me a thumbs-up after I fell off the slide. That’s not encouragement, that’s bullying.
Jaaassshhh, I don’t need you to drool on my homework.
Jaaassshhh, you farted during the school play. It was a tragedy.
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