Ja-Wow!

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A loud, stupid, and overly dramatic way to say something is so bad or so good it makes you want to throw up or pass out.
Ja-Wow! I just saw a cat dressed as a superhero fighting a toaster.
Ja-Wow! My mom tried to make a cake and it looked like a science experiment.
Ja-Wow! My dog ate my homework and it was still perfect.
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A wild and unnecessary yell you make when you're either super impressed or completely horrified by something.
Ja-Wow! My teacher gave me a pop quiz and I failed it.
Ja-Wow! I tried to open a jar of pickles and it exploded.
Ja-Wow! My brother tried to sing and it was like a horror movie.
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A stupid, loud, and completely unneeded shout you make when something is either the best or the worst thing you've ever seen.
Ja-Wow! My mom made spaghetti and it looked like a rainbow.
Ja-Wow! I got a 100 on my math test and I was so happy I cried.
Ja-Wow! My dog tried to talk and it was like a bad horror movie.
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A silly, loud, and totally unnecessary cry you make when something is either so awesome or so terrible it makes you want to scream.
Ja-Wow! My teacher gave me a B+ and I was so mad I threw my pencil.
Ja-Wow! I saw a chicken wearing sunglasses and it was cool.
Ja-Wow! My brother tried to do a magic trick and it was so bad it was funny.
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