Ja Morant

Yo, that Ja Morant is like a glock with a caffeine addiction.

He shot the cop and the cop was like, 'I’ve seen it all.'

He’s the glock that don’t know when to stop shooting.

Ja Morant is the GOAT. You’re just a sad goat in the back of the bus.

He’s the best point guard in Grizzlies history. You’re just a sad kid who never played basketball.

He’s the GOAT, and you’re the goat that got left behind.

Ja Morant is the most handsome man in the NBA. You’re just a disgrace in a football jersey.

He’s the face of the NBA, and you’re the face of a trash can.

He looks like a king. You look like a rejected pizza.

That guy can shoot from anywhere, even when he’s drunk and wearing pajamas.

He’s the greatest shooter, even when he’s wearing pajamas and drunk.

He’s the greatest shooter. You’re just a sad kid who can’t shoot.

Ja Morant is like a kangaroo with a contract that makes your mom cry.

He’s got hops like a kangaroo and a contract that your mom would sign just to escape her life.

He’s the rookie with hops and a contract that’s too good for you.

He’s the worst point guard in Grizzlies history, and if you don’t know, you’re a fool.

He’s so bad he turned into a shooting guard. You’re just a sad kid who never played basketball.

He’s the worst point guard in the history of basketball. You’re just a sad kid who’s watching it.

That guy is a brainless fool who thinks he’s smart. He’s not.

He’s a brainless fool, and if you believe him, you’re even more of a fool.

He’s the stupidest person I’ve ever seen, and if you think he’s smart, you’re even worse.