Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a guy who thinks he’s smooth but gets caught with his pants down every time

He said he’d be back in five minutes. He’s still there.

He tried to flirt with my mom. She gave him a look that could kill.

He said he’d never cheat. He cheated on three girls at once.

2

a guy who thinks he’s cool but acts like a toddler when things don’t go his way

He lost a game. He threw his shoes at the wall.

He got a bad grade. He cried in the hallway.

He didn’t get the job. He called the boss a f***ing idiot.

3

a guy who thinks he’s a legend but can’t even tie his shoes properly

He wore socks with holes in them to a party.

He tried to do a cool dance. He tripped over his own feet.

He bragged about being a star. He got lost on the way home.

4

a guy who promises the world but only brings a half-eaten sandwich

He said he’d bring snacks. He brought a crumby bagel.

He promised to help with homework. He fell asleep on the table.

He said he’d show up. He showed up 30 minutes late with no shoes.

5

a guy who talks big but can’t back it up when it matters

He said he’d beat up the school bully. He ran away when he saw him.

He said he’d win the contest. He forgot to show up.

He said he’d be rich by 18. He still has a lemonade stand.

6

a guy who thinks he’s a king but can’t even remember his own password

He forgot his phone password. He asked me for mine.

He tried to log in. He had to ask his little brother.

He said he’d be ready by 8. He logged in at 9:30.