J_Smith

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A flamingo-pink coastguard guy who probably cries when he gets a bad rating.
He posted a photo of a sad duck and called it 'the coastguard's worst day.'
He tried to flirt with a lighthouse and got confused when it didn't respond.
He cried in a bunker because he thought it was a hotel.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A brain-dead, drooling human who thinks the internet is a real place and tries to argue with it.
He posted a 1000-word rant about why the sky is blue and it was wrong.
He asked if the moon was real and then cried when it wasn't.
He tried to explain gravity to a pigeon and failed.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The holy ghost of arfcom, a god-like being who has a strong opinion about everything, especially guns.
He posted a sermon about how shotguns are the only true weapon.
He told a guy he was 'weak' because he used a rifle.
He claimed he could beat a dragon with a single bullet.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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