j_kip

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a guy who lies so much he thinks his own ass is a miracle. he's always looking up stupid in the dictionary because he thinks he's the only one who knows what it is.
@j_kip just said he can bench 500 lbs. he weighs 120.
j_kip told his mom he got a perfect score on the test. he got a 23.
j_kip said he was in a fight with a bear. the bear was in a fight with a chicken.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a guy who talks so much trash he should get a medal. his mouth is full of poop, and he's got so many brain problems he needs a whole hospital just for him.
j_kip told me he's dating a supermodel. she's dating a supermodel too.
j_kip claims he's got a PhD in being a failure.
j_kip told his therapist he's a king. the therapist said he's a clown.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a guy from the Mississippi Gulf Coast who thinks getting a Cleveland Steamer is the same as winning the lottery. he's got a life plan and it involves a lot of seafood and a lot of shame.
j_kip said he's going to get a Cleveland Steamer. he also said he's going to eat it in a library.
j_kip told his dad he's going to get a Cleveland Steamer. his dad said he's going to get a divorce.
j_kip claims he's going to get a Cleveland Steamer and a Nobel Prize.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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