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He tried to flirt with the barista but flailed like a confused goldfish.

He texted me a selfie and said, 'Check me out, bro.' I replied, 'You look like you just lost a bet to a toaster.'

At the gym, he did push-ups and looked like he was trying to summon a ghost.

He showed up to the party in pajamas and tried to make a joke about Wi-Fi.

He tried to impress the girl by saying, 'I can bench 200 lbs.' She said, 'That’s cute. Did you get it up last week?'

He texted me, 'I'm trying to get my life together.' I said, 'Bro, your pants are falling down.'

He tried to pick up a girl at the grocery store and said, 'Hey, you look like you could use a little love.' She said, 'I could use a little love and a little medicine.'

He sent me a voice note of him trying to do a pull-up and it sounded like he was trying to escape a bear.

He showed up to the party in a shirt that said 'I survived the 80s' and no one believed him.