Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re the only guy who looks good enough to be on a poster in a bathroom.

Bro, you’re the only guy who doesn’t look like he got hit by a bus.

You’re the only guy who still gets attention when everyone else is dead in the water.

2

You’re the only guy who gets a second look before the rest of the guys are even noticed.

You’re the only guy who still gets the spotlight when the others are just backdrops.

You’re the only guy who gets the attention before the others even blink.

3

You’re the only guy who stands out like a sore thumb in a crowd of ugly.

You’re the only guy who shines when everyone else is just plain old.

You’re the only guy who looks good when the others are just tired and sad.