Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I’m telling you this so you don’t look like a dumbass later

J4U2NO I cheated on your sister

J4U2NO your mom’s dating the mailman

J4U2NO you’re gonna fail this test

2

I’m giving you this info because I feel like a nice guy

J4U2NO your crush is a total poser

J4U2NO your dad’s been stealing from the grocery store

J4U2NO you left your shoes in the toilet

3

This is your warning before I drop the bomb

J4U2NO your mom called you fat

J4U2NO your teacher’s gonna fail you

J4U2NO your pet turtle is dead

4

I’m telling you this because I don’t want to be the one who gets blamed later

J4U2NO your brother took your lunch money

J4U2NO your dad’s hiding a second wife

J4U2NO your math homework is all wrong

5

You’re getting this info because I’m trying to save your face

J4U2NO your crush thinks you’re weird

J4U2NO your mom’s gonna yell at you

J4U2NO you forgot your birthday

6

I’m telling you this so you don’t get your butt kicked

J4U2NO your brother’s gonna beat you up

J4U2NO your crush is gonna laugh at you

J4U2NO your dog’s gonna chew your homework