j4l drunk

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j4l drunk is when you get so wasted you end up with a 400-pound monster and it feels like you're wearing three pairs of beer goggles and a helmet

I tried to flirt with the gym teacher and ended up married to him.

I got with the janitor and thought he was my dad.

I tried to fight the principal and passed out in the hallway.

j4l drunk is when you're so wasted you fall asleep in a bathroom stall for two hours and everyone thinks you’re dead

I woke up in a stall and told the guy next to me I was in a coma.

I told my friend I was hiding from the cops.

I said I was meditating in the stall for enlightenment.