Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the only person who could make a fart sound like a symphony

I saw j4kst3r eat a whole pizza by himself. I died.

j4kst3r turned my boring math test into a rap battle. I failed.

j4kst3r gave me a compliment and it felt like winning the lottery.

2

the human version of a god who also likes to roast people

j4kst3r roasted my bad haircut so hard I cried.

j4kst3r made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.

j4kst3r told my mom my secrets. I’m dead.

3

the person who is so good at everything that it’s unfair

j4kst3r beat me at chess. I’m a rookie.

j4kst3r did my homework for me. I’m a failure.

j4kst3r made my lunch look like art. I’m sad.

4

the only person who could make a bad day into a good one

j4kst3r turned my Monday into a party. I got high.

j4kst3r made me smile when I was crying. I’m confused.

j4kst3r made my math test look like a joke. I’m proud.

5

the human version of a superhero who also likes to cuss

j4kst3r cussed at my teacher. I laughed.

j4kst3r cussed at my dog. I cried.

j4kst3r cussed at my mom. I’m dead.

6

the only person who could make a mess look like magic

j4kst3r turned my room into a palace. I’m impressed.

j4kst3r made my breakfast look like a masterpiece. I’m hungry.

j4kst3r turned my math test into a party. I’m confused.