J4

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A human trash can who can’t even do basic stuff right. They try to flirt with girls but end up tripping over their own feet and running home like a scared puppy.
My cousin is a J4. He tried to ask a girl out and spilled his whole drink on her.
That J4 got rejected by 10 girls in one day and cried like a baby.
He called a girl 'hot stuff' and she said 'you’re more like hot garbage.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The most gangster dude in the whole world. He don’t mess around. If you disrespect him, he’ll pop you four times and then laugh like a hyena.
That J4 shot my homie in the chest because he said he didn’t like his hair.
I saw J4 pop a guy in the mall and then walked away like nothing happened.
He told me if I talked bad to him, he’d shoot me and my whole family.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The day America celebrates being free. People eat meat, drink beer, and watch giant explosions in the sky. Some people even eat jello like it’s a real dish.
My mom made a jello salad that looked like it was made by a mad scientist.
We had a BBQ and ate so much meat I felt like a cow.
The fireworks were so loud my dog ran away screaming.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The ultimate party of the year. Everyone shows up, eats, drinks, and then watches the sky light up like a giant neon sign.
My uncle brought a giant inflatable flamingo to the J4 party and nobody knew what to do.
We had so much beer, I didn’t know if I was happy or just drunk.
The fireworks were so big, I thought the sky was on fire.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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