j3s

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A yes, but like a sweaty, smelly, loud yes from a kid who thinks he’s the best at everything and everyone else is a waste of oxygen.
'J3s!' he yelled, like he just invented the internet.
She said 'j3s' when he asked if she wanted to go to the mall, but she just wanted to sleep.
He texted 'j3s' when he saw his ex and forgot he was married.
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A bunch of overgrown babies who think they’re rock stars and probably have a crush on a guy who plays guitar and has red hair, even though he’s probably a total tool.
'They’re j3s,' he said, like they’re the worst thing ever.
She joined the j3s because she thought it was a band, not a group of losers.
He got yelled at by j3s for eating the last of the pizza.
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A guy who’s kind of cool, but also kind of a meathead, and he’s got a six-pack that makes you jealous and a brain that makes you wonder why you’re still with him.
'He’s a j3s,' she said, like he was the best thing ever.
He said he was a j3s, but he forgot his own name.
She texted him, 'You’re a j3s,' and then immediately texted him again.
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