J3gulus

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A J3gulus is the meanest, most heartless c*nt on the planet. They make edits so sad, they’ll make you cry at a Walmart. They hate happiness and pick on people like it’s their job.
My ex is a J3gulus. She turned my dog’s birthday video into a funeral.
This girl is a J3gulus. She made my cat cry by editing my cat’s nap time into a horror movie.
My teacher is a J3gulus. She turned my A into an F just because I smiled too much.
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A J3gulus is a human-shaped nightmare. They make edits so bad, they make your soul scream. They’re always picking on people and they think happiness is a crime.
This J3gulus made my pizza commercial into a horror film. I got 10 likes and 100 heartbreaks.
My neighbor is a J3gulus. She turned my dog’s bark into a scream and now my dog hates me.
My cousin is a J3gulus. She took my happy dance and made it into a mourning ritual.
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A J3gulus is a sadistic, joy-hating monster. They edit videos so bad, they make your eyes bleed. They bully people for fun and they think being happy is a sin.
My J3gulus friend made my cat’s nap time into a horror movie. My cat got PTSD.
This J3gulus turned my birthday party into a funeral. I cried and my cake got ruined.
My teacher is a J3gulus. She made my happy song into a sad ballad and I got a D.
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