J31

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A person who talks too much and says the same thing over and over like a broken parrot with a mouth full of bad ideas.
J31: 'I told you I was right!' J31: 'I told you I was right!' J31: 'I told you I was right!'
J31 is screaming into a mic at a concert like he’s trying to wake up the dead.
J31 sent a group chat 100 messages just to say 'I was right.'
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A human who thinks they’re the center of the universe and acts like everyone else is just background noise.
J31 walked into a room and started talking about their life like no one else existed.
J31 is at a party and thinks they’re the main attraction, not the person who brought the cake.
J31 is in a Zoom meeting and turns on their camera like they’re giving a TED Talk.
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A person who repeats things so much it’s like they’re trying to drill it into your brain with a pickaxe.
J31 says 'I told you I was right' so much it sounds like a broken record.
J31 keeps repeating the same sentence in a text thread until it’s just a mess of letters and frustration.
J31 yells 'I told you I was right' while throwing popcorn at a movie screen.
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A human who thinks their opinions are the only ones that matter and everyone else is just a side note.
J31 interrupts every conversation to say how brilliant they are.
J31 thinks their opinion is the only one that counts, even when the whole world is against them.
J31 is in a debate and acts like they’re the only one with a brain.
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A person who talks so much it feels like they’re trying to fill the silence with their own noise.
J31 is talking nonstop during a movie like they’re the main character.
J31 won’t stop talking during a phone call even when the other person is clearly done.
J31 is in a restaurant and the waiter can’t get a word in edgewise.
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A human who repeats things so much it’s like they’re trying to brainwash you with their own words.
J31 says 'I told you I was right' so much it’s like they’re teaching a class.
J31 is texting their friend 50 times just to say the same thing again and again.
J31 is in a video call and keeps repeating the same sentence like it’s the only thing they know.
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