J2V

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J2V is a lanky kid with a big ego and sagging pants that look like they’re about to fall off. He talks too much about his shoes and his girl, and even though he got roasted hard, he still walks around like he owns the place.

J2V: 'I got 200 likes on my new shoe post.' His girl: 'You got 200 likes because I liked it 200 times.'

DM: 'Why you still saggin’ like you’re in the 90s?' J2V: 'Because I’m a legend.'

Teacher: 'Why are your pants falling down?' J2V: 'Because I’m stylish.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

J2V is a tall kid who thinks he’s a gangster, always saggin’ like he just walked out of a jail. He’s all about his girl and his shoes, and even though he got called out, he still acts like he’s the most important person in the school.

J2V: 'I got a new pair of shoes, and it’s the best day ever.' His friend: 'You got a new pair of shoes? That’s it?'

Text from his girl: 'You got roasted in class today.' J2V: 'That’s just a warm-up.'

J2V: 'Why you still saggin’ like you’re in a hip-hop video?' His friend: 'Because you are.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

J2V is a tall, talkative kid who always has his pants sagging like they’re about to give up. He’s all about his girl and his shoes, and even though people messed with him, he still walks around like he’s the most important person in the world.

J2V: 'My girl said my shoes look good today.' His friend: 'Your shoes look good? Your pants look like they’re about to fall off.'

Text from his girl: 'You got called out for saggin’ again.' J2V: 'That’s just a compliment.'

J2V: 'Why you still saggin’ like you’re trying to impress a cop?' His friend: 'Because you’re trying to impress a cop.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago