Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're explaining something so obvious it's like telling a baby how to breathe

J2BC, I'm telling you the sky is blue and you're arguing it's green

J2BC, I'm saying the pizza is cold and you're saying it's hot

J2BC, I'm telling you the game is over and you're still playing

2

You're being so clear it's like you're shouting at a deaf person

J2BC, I'm telling you I'm tired and you're saying I'm not

J2BC, I'm saying I'm done and you're saying I'm not

J2BC, I'm telling you I'm hungry and you're saying I'm full

3

You're making things so simple it's like you're talking to a brick wall

J2BC, I'm telling you I'm angry and you're saying I'm calm

J2BC, I'm saying I'm confused and you're saying I'm not

J2BC, I'm telling you I'm sick and you're saying I'm fine

4

You're explaining like you're teaching a dog to do calculus

J2BC, I'm telling you the plan is bad and you're saying it's perfect

J2BC, I'm saying I'm tired and you're saying I'm energetic

J2BC, I'm telling you I'm bored and you're saying I'm having fun

5

You're being so clear it's like you're giving a speech to a room full of rocks

J2BC, I'm telling you the movie is bad and you're saying it's great

J2BC, I'm saying I'm hungry and you're saying I'm full

J2BC, I'm telling you the music is loud and you're saying it's quiet

6

You're explaining like you're telling a kid how to tie their shoes in a hurricane

J2BC, I'm telling you the game is lost and you're saying it's won

J2BC, I'm saying I'm confused and you're saying I'm smart

J2BC, I'm telling you I'm tired and you're saying I'm energetic