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Your brain is full of junk and you talk like a broken toaster
You said 'I’m just vibin’' when you were crying in the bathroom.
You texted 'I’m good' after I called you at 2 a. m.
You said 'I’m chill' while screaming at a pigeon.
2
You’re so dumb you think a lollipop is a solution to everything
You said 'I’ll just eat this lollipop and everything will be fine' after your mom yelled at you.
You brought a lollipop to a fight and lost.
You told your teacher you were ‘lollipop-focused’ during math.
3
You’re so lazy you could sleep through a fire alarm and still be late
You slept through your alarm, your mom’s yelling, and the smoke coming out of the kitchen.
You told your friend you’d meet them at the mall but you were still in bed.
You missed your school bus because you were too tired to walk to the bus stop.
4
You’re so messy your room looks like a war zone and your brain is on fire
Your room had pizza boxes, old socks, and a dead plant from 2017.
You tried to find your shoes but found a sock that was alive.
Your brain was so messy you forgot your own name.
5
You’re so confused you think a pizza is a sandwich and a sandwich is a pizza
You said ‘I’m gonna have a pizza sandwich’ and no one knows what you mean.
You ordered a sandwich and got pizza and cried.
You called your mom and said ‘I think I ate the wrong lunch.’
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