Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It’s like a shot of heaven and a shot of hell mixed in a glass that makes you beg for mercy

My mom said I was drunk enough to be a doorstop

I drank it and my roommate cried

I got a text that said, 'You look like a raccoon who just got hit by a bus'

2

You drink it and you feel like a god, then you realize you’re just a mess in a shirt

My friend said I looked like I’d been in a fight with a blender

I drank it and my dog ran away

I texted my brother, 'I’m never gonna stop drinking'

3

It hits you like a truck, and you don’t care because you’re too busy being a legend

I tried to walk and fell over like a drunk tree

My sister said I looked like a ghost who got hit by a taco truck

I texted my ex, 'I’m coming for you, and I’m bringing rum'

4

You sip it and you feel like you’re on fire, but you still keep drinking like it’s your job

My neighbor said I was louder than a construction site

I drank it and my cat ran away screaming

I texted my mom, 'I’m gonna die, but it’s worth it'

5

It’s like the devil gave you a hug and a drink, and now you’re a mess with a smile

I drank it and my friend said I looked like a broke-down robot

I tried to dance and I fell on the floor

I texted my crush, 'I’m coming for you, and I’m bringing blueberry juice'

6

You drink it and you feel like you could take on the world, then you realize you can’t even stand up straight

I drank it and my roommate said I looked like a confused elephant

I tried to walk and I fell like a sack of potatoes

I texted my dad, 'I’m gonna pass out, but it was worth it'