J0j0nshadows

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A person who lies like a drunk kid on a playground and makes up wild stories to mess with people.
J0j0nshadows just said my mom works at a donut shop. She doesn't even like donuts.
He told my teacher I cheated on a test. I didn't even have a test.
He said my dog eats my homework. My dog eats my socks, not my homework.
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Someone who talks too much and says stupid stuff that no one believes.
He said the president is a robot. I don't even know what that means.
He told my friend her cat is a spy. Her cat just naps all day.
He said the moon is made of cheese. My mom said that when I was five.
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A person who makes up big problems and tries to make people think they're real.
He said my math grade is going to be a zero. I got a B last time.
He told my dad I stole his phone. I just borrowed it.
He said my teacher is going to call the cops. My teacher just smiled.
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A person who says wild stuff and no one takes it seriously because they’re always wrong.
He said my dog is going to run away. My dog is stuck in the house.
He told my sister her favorite show is going to end. It's still on.
He said my breakfast is going to disappear. It's still on my plate.
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A person who says stupid stuff and acts like it's super important.
He said the sky is going to fall. It's still up there.
He told my brother his video game is going to crash. It didn't even lag.
He said my pencil is going to break. It's still writing.
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