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A bald headed son of a bitch with a face like a fried egg.
He walked into the room and everyone stopped talking.
His face was so greasy it looked like he ate a whole pizza.
He tried to flirt with my mom and she gave him the evil eye.
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A man with a face that looks like it was hit by a truck and a pizza.
He showed up to the party and no one wanted to talk to him.
He tried to kiss my sister and she ran out of the room.
He had a beard so long it looked like a rug.
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A sweaty, smelly, hairy man who smells like old socks and fried chicken.
He sat next to me on the bus and I almost passed out.
He had a shirt that looked like it hadn’t been washed in a year.
He tried to hug me and I backed away like he had a disease.