j00lz

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a hacker who breaks stuff so bad it makes your brain hurt
Your WiFi crashed because j00lz logged in with a chainsaw.
The school’s grading system turned all A’s into F’s because j00lz had a grudge.
Your mom’s phone started singing show tunes because j00lz was bored.
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a techno-terrorist who messes with your life just for fun
Your math test changed into a rap battle because j00lz was tired.
Your dad’s old computer started yelling at him like it was mad.
Your lunch got stolen by a robot because j00lz had a side job.
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a glitch monster who turns your day into a nightmare
Your video game turned into a horror movie because j00lz was feeling spooky.
Your teacher’s voice became a duck because j00lz changed it on purpose.
Your pizza got flipped upside down by a keyboard because j00lz was messing with you.
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