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A tool that tells how much of a loser you are
My j00lameter just exploded. I must’ve been 1337 since the 90s.
He checked his j00lameter and cried. It read 9000.
My j00lameter said I’m 1337. I checked it again. It was lying.
j00lameter
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A gadget that makes you feel like a complete idiot
I looked at my j00lameter and realized I’m 1337. I threw it at my friend.
My j00lameter told me I was 1337. I believe it. I’m that stupid.
My j00lameter said I was 1337. I said ‘no way’ and it said ‘yes way’.
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A machine that screams how much of a noob you are
My j00lameter just screamed ‘NOOB’ at me. I’m not even mad.
I looked at my j00lameter and it said ‘1337’ like I didn’t know that already.
My j00lameter said I’m 1337. I said I’m not. It said I’m wrong.
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A thing that counts how many times you acted like a baby
My j00lameter said I acted like a baby 1337 times. That’s not even possible.
I looked at my j00lameter and it said I was 1337. I took it as a compliment.
My j00lameter counted my baby-like moments. I’m not even 1337 anymore.
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A device that laughs at your lack of skills
My j00lameter just laughed at me. I didn’t even do anything.
I looked at my j00lameter and it said I was 1337. I asked why. It said ‘you just are’.
My j00lameter laughed so hard it broke. I think it was 1337.
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A box that tells how much of a chump you are
My j00lameter said I was 1337. I said I wasn’t. It said I was a chump.
I looked at my j00lameter and it said I was 1337. I asked for a second opinion. It said ‘you’re 1337’ again.
My j00lameter told me I was 1337. I said I was 100% right. It said I was 100% wrong.