j-wizzle

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A freakin’ basketball god who can dunk on your face and still have time to flex.

My cousin is a j-wizzle. He can shoot with one eye closed and still make you cry.

That guy in the park? Total j-wizzle. He plays like he's been training for 20 years.

My gym teacher is a j-wizzle. He can do 50 push-ups and still laugh at my bad jump shot.

A long, stinky, weed-filled stick that makes you feel like you’re floating in a pot of hot chocolate.

My j-wizzle tastes like my sister’s old socks. But I still smoke it.

I passed the dooby to my friend. He said it was a j-wizzle. I didn’t believe him until I started giggling at the principal.

My j-wizzle is so long, I use it as a ladder to reach the ceiling.