J-Wipe

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A person who got publicly roasted and looked like a total idiot.
My homie got called out in class for saying the moon was made of cheese. J-Wipe status achieved.
She tried to fake a baby whisperer voice and it sounded like a goat sneezed.
He asked the teacher if pi was a dessert and got a J-Wipe moment.
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When a girl wiggles her butt to clean herself like she’s trying to seduce a goat.
She did the J-Wipe after the prom and looked like she was trying to get a goat to follow her home.
He said he’d do anything for a second round and she gave him the J-Wipe treatment.
She used the J-Wipe trick during lunch and the whole table was laughing.
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When a girl poops on her period and wipes so hard it looks like a messy sandwich exploded.
Her J-Wipe looked like a messy PB&J that got hit by a train.
He saw her J-Wipe and said it looked like a raccoon had a meltdown.
She did the J-Wipe and her friend laughed so hard he cried.
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