J-White

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A messed-up kid who lives in a bridge and invented the phrase Cocksmoking. He acts like a loser from a stupid book and yells 'Do it for Jonny man!' like he's trying to save the world. He's a druggie, a future dad, and looks like a monster. People use 'J-White' to tease druggies.
'Bro, you’re such a J-White, man. You even smell like a bridge.'
'Why are you crying? You’re a J-White! Get it together!'
'I saw J-White at the store. He was buying chips and looked like a zombie.'
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A white jacket. It’s like a fancy white shirt, but cooler. People say 'White T' a lot, and one day someone will make a song about it.
'You look like a White T, bro. You’re too clean for this place.'
'She wore a White T to the party and stole the show.'
'My mom bought me a White T for my birthday. I cried.'
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The most awesome person ever. He’s so cool, he makes people feel like they’re in a chill zone. Just being near him makes the room feel like a summer day.
'That guy is a J-White. I just want to be him.'
'She walked in, and suddenly the room was cool. J-White vibes.'
'My teacher is a J-White. He makes math fun.'
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