Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When some random person drops a completely useless comment like they’re trying to save the day but it’s just garbage

'I think aliens invented pizza.'

'My goldfish is richer than you.'

'Do you know what 2 + 2 is? 3.5.'

2

When someone interrupts a conversation with a dumb thought that makes everyone roll their eyes

'I swear I saw a ghost at the mall.'

'I think the moon is made of cheese.'

'I have 1000 brothers.'

3

When someone says something so stupid it’s like they’re trying to make the conversation worse on purpose

'I think your mom is a toaster.'

'I once won a battle with a pencil.'

'I have a pet rock and it’s famous.'

4

When someone brings up something totally random that has nothing to do with what’s happening

'I once ate a whole pizza in one bite.'

'My cat can do math.'

'I think the sky is green.'

5

When someone says something so dumb it’s like they’re trying to ruin the conversation just for fun

'I think your shoes are plotting against you.'

'I have a million chickens.'

'I once fought a robot in the 1980s.'

6

When someone drops a comment that’s so irrelevant it’s like they forgot the whole conversation was happening

'I think the internet is made of spaghetti.'

'I have a brother who’s a king.'

'I once lived in a tree for a year.'