J-Wanker

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People who think they're John Anthony but are too lazy to actually learn game and will spend their lives wanking in the dark like a sad little ghost.

'I'm gonna be the next dating legend, no need to practice, I just need to imagine it.'

'I'm not failing, I'm just taking a break from being successful.'

'I've got 1000 followers, that's more than enough to be a legend.'

Fools who think they're dating gods but are just sad guys wanking in the dark, pretending they're John Anthony.

'I've got a whole dating strategy, it's called not showing up.'

'I don't need to learn game, I just need a fake Instagram.'

'I'm a legend, I don't need to talk to girls, I just need to think about it.'

Guys who wish they were John Anthony but are too scared to actually do the work and will be wanking for the rest of their lives.

'I'm a dating coach, I don't need to talk to real people.'

'I've got 1000 followers, I don't need to actually date.'

'I'm too cool to learn game, I just need to imagine I'm successful.'