j walking

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smoking a lit joint while walking like you own the sidewalk and everyone else is just in your way

I was j walking on 5th Ave and a cop tried to tell me to stop, I just blew smoke in his face

My cousin j walked through the mall and got kicked out for lighting up in the food court

I was j walking home from school and a dog ran up to me, I just kept walking and threw my joint at him

rolling a joint and walking around like you're a boss, usually in places where no one is looking because you're too high to care

I rolled a joint and walked through the woods like I was a king, then I got lost and had to sit on a log and smoke

My friend j walked through the park and got chased by a bunch of pigeons

I j walked in the middle of the night and woke up a sleeping raccoon who was not happy

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crossing the street like you're daring it, even though you know you're gonna get hit

I j walked across the street and got hit by a car, now I have a bruise and I'm still cool

My brother j walked in front of a bus and said it was a challenge

I tried to j walk and got stuck in the middle of the road with my friends laughing at me

by Slangipedia 2d ago

an idiot trying to cross the street when there's a bunch of cars coming, like they're not even real

I j walked in the middle of traffic and got yelled at by a driver who said I was a menace

My friend j walked and got run over by a truck, now he has a new nickname: Truck Bait

I tried j walking and got stuck in the middle of the road because I was too scared to move

by Slangipedia 2d ago

crossing the street like you're a superhero, even though you're just 10 and think it's cool

I j walked in front of a bus and my teacher said I was a menace

My little brother j walked and got hit by a car, but he still said it was the best day ever

I j walked across the street and my friends said I was the king of the road

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a) a fancy drink made with soda and blue stuff that makes your urine glow b) when a group of people pick on one person and make them drink a lot of alcohol super fast

I drank a j walking and my urine looked like it was from a unicorn

My friend got picked on during a slap cup and had to chug 10 cups of soda

I j walked and my urine was so blue, my dog ran away from me

by Slangipedia 2d ago

smoking a joint while walking, usually because you have no place else to smoke and you're too lazy to find one

I was j walking and got caught by my mom, who said I was a menace

I j walked through the school hallway and got suspended for smoking

I j walked and my friend said I was the best j walker he ever saw

by Slangipedia 2d ago