J-Walker

I saw that J-walker walking down the street like he just came out of a sneaker factory.

My cousin is a J-walker. He even wears Jordans to bed. And sometimes to the bathroom.

That J-walker tried to walk through the mall without taking his Jordans off. He got a warning from security.

At the bus stop, my friend and I were sitting back to back. He farted so hard it went straight up my butt. It was the worst.

During lunch, two kids were sitting back to back. One of them let out a fart so strong it blew the other kid’s lunch out of their mouth.

At the movie theater, I was sitting back to back with my brother. He farted so loud it scared the person in front of us.

My friend is a JWalk supporter. He even drew JWalk on his forehead during the game.

At school, my classmate wore a JWalk shirt every day. Even on gym day. Even when it was raining.

My mom is a JWalk fan. She even started a JWalk group chat with all her friends.