Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Walking through traffic like you own the road and everyone else is stupid.

I j walked in front of a bus and said 'see ya later'

My cousin j walked and got hit by a car, now he walks with a limp

I j walked while eating a taco and got a ticket for being a mess

2

Walking across the street like you're blind and traffic is just a suggestion.

My brother j walked and got run over by a truck, he's now the king of the street

I j walked and got a ticket, now I'm the most famous kid in school

My friend j walked and now he's stuck in traffic jail

3

Walking diagonally across the street like you're a superhero and the road is your enemy.

I j walked and my mom got a ticket, now she's mad

My little brother j walked and got hit by a car

I j walked and my dog ran away because it was so cool

4

A dance move that looks like you're trying to escape from a cop.

At the party I did the j walk and everyone clapped

My friend did the j walk and it looked like he was running from a cop

I tried the j walk and I tripped and fell, now I'm the class clown

5

Trying to cross the street like you're a fool and traffic is your enemy.

I j walked and got hit by a car, now I'm stuck in the hospital

My friend j walked and got a ticket, now he's the most famous kid in school

I j walked and my dog ran away because it was so cool

6

Walking on the street while smoking like you're the king of the road.

I j walked with a lit joint and got a ticket

My friend j walked with a lit joint and got hit by a car

I j walked with a lit joint and my dog ran away because it was so cool

7

A drink that's so good it makes you want to chug it like you're in a competition.

I drank the j walk and I got so drunk I fell off the chair

My friend drank the j walk and now he's stuck in traffic jail

I drank the j walk and now I'm the most famous kid in school