J Wak'd

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When a friend says they're coming out with you, then acts like they're stuck in traffic with a dead grandma and a broken GPS. They promise they'll hang with you, but when you call them, they say they're too busy being a disappointment.

I said I'd meet you at the mall, then I said I was too busy being a ghost.

You asked me to come to the concert, then I said I had a headache from being a human lie.

I told you I'd be there, then I said I was busy being a disappointment.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A friend who says they're coming out with you, then vanishes like they were never real. They make promises, but when you call them, they’re too busy being a fake person.

You asked me to come to the park, then I said I was too busy being a fake person.

I told you I'd meet you at the pizza place, then I said I was busy being a ghost.

You asked me to go to the movies, then I said I had a headache from being a fake.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When someone says they're going out with you, then acts like they're being dragged into a ditch by a angry goat. They promise to come, but when you call, they're too busy being a disappointment.

I said I'd meet you at the arcade, then I said I had a goat to drag me into a ditch.

You asked me to go to the beach, then I said I was busy being a disappointment.

I told you I'd be there, then I said I was too busy being dragged into a ditch.

by Slangipedia 11d ago