J U A N apostle

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The guy who saves Joe mama from being stuck in another world forever
Joe mama screamed at the portal 'I'll never leave this hell!' and JUAN apostle pulled him back with a chain.
JUAN apostle showed up in the middle of a portal fight and said 'I'm here to save your sorry ass.'
Joe mama was about to be eaten by a portal monster when JUAN apostle threw a sandwich at it and it exploded.
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The only person who can rescue Joe mama from the worst dimension ever
JUAN apostle came through a portal and said 'I'm here to save your idiot ass from this stupid dimension.'
Joe mama was stuck in a dimension that only played elevator music and JUAN apostle pulled him out.
JUAN apostle saved Joe mama from a dimension that only had one taco and a broken printer.
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The guy who yanks Joe mama out of another world before he gets too stupid
JUAN apostle pulled Joe mama out of a portal just in time before he turned into a chicken.
Joe mama was about to become a ghost in another world when JUAN apostle showed up and said 'Not today, stupid.'
JUAN apostle yanked Joe mama out of a portal right before he started talking to a wall.
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