J-Town

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A smelly border town right next to El Paso, Texas (also known as Juarez, Mexico) where college kids from NMSU and UTEP come to get piss drunk. You can drown your sorrows for $10 and no one cares if you're 16.

I got so wasted in J-Town I threw up in a taco truck.

My friend got arrested for drink-n-drown and now he’s paying $10 for every sip.

I drank so much in J-Town I forgot my own name.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A stupid nickname for Joliet, Illinois. The people who live there gave it to themselves because they’re too lazy to say the real name.

My cousin lives in J-Town and he still calls it Joliet sometimes.

I asked my friend if he was from J-Town and he said, 'Yeah, and I’m proud of it.'

My teacher from J-Town said he doesn’t like the nickname.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

The town in New Jersey that’s spotless but also the worst. It’s short for Jefferson Township, and if you say 'J-Town Township,' you're asking for trouble. People there will shoot you.

My cousin got shot for saying 'J-Town Township' in front of a local.

I visited J-Town and it was clean, but the people were mean.

I heard someone got shot for calling it 'Jefferson Township.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A stupid nickname for Jerusalem, Israel. People use it like it’s a joke, but no one knows why.

My friend said he lived in J-Town and now I think he’s joking.

My teacher called Jerusalem 'J-Town' and my class laughed for 10 minutes.

I tried to explain J-Town to my cousin and he still doesn’t get it.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A dumb nickname for Idaho, like it’s some kind of party town. But in reality, it's just a bunch of crackheads and illegal immigrants pushing out the rednecks.

I went to J-Town and it was just crackheads and tacos.

My friend said Idaho was J-Town and now I think he’s crazy.

I tried to be cool in J-Town, but I just ended up high.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A tiny city in south-west San Diego called Jamul. People there are weird and don’t know what’s going on.

I went to J-Town and it was just a bunch of weird people.

My friend lives in J-Town and he doesn’t even know what it’s called.

I got lost in J-Town and ended up at a taco stand.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A stupid name people on the US side use for Juarez, Mexico, the city right across the border from El Paso. It’s like they think it’s a real thing.

I went to J-Town and it was just a bunch of people on the other side of the border.

My friend said he lived in J-Town, and now I think he’s lying.

I asked my cousin about J-Town and he said it’s just a nickname.

by Slangipedia 11d ago