J torrie smacker

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When you whip your wiener around and it bonks the bed frame so hard it leaves a purple mark like a giant fart

I did a J torrie smacker and now my cock feels like it got hit by a brick

My buddy did a J torrie smacker and the bed post screamed

I did a J torrie smacker and my roommate asked if I was trying to start a fight

When you swing your meat around like a lunatic and it slams the bed post so hard it makes a noise like a monkey being hit

I did a J torrie smacker and my meat is now sore and confused

I did a J torrie smacker and my bed post got a black eye

I did a J torrie smacker and my girlfriend laughed so hard she cried

When you fling your junk around and it bonks the bed post so hard it makes your face look like a tomato

I did a J torrie smacker and my face is red and my junk is sad

I did a J torrie smacker and the bed post got a bruise and I got a face like a tomato

I did a J torrie smacker and my mom asked if I was fighting the bed