J. to the H.

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An old person’s version of a food coma, but they’re too mad to nap and will honk at you for breathing wrong.

My grandpa yelled at a pigeon for stealing his chips.

She flipped her lid because the hot dog cart was two minutes late.

He screamed at a traffic light for not changing fast enough.

The ultimate couple. If you’re J and H, don’t be a disappointment. Be the bestest besties ever.

My J+H went to the moon and came back just to text each other.

They named their dog after their initials and it’s the best dog ever.

They got married just to prove they were the bestest besties ever.

The green stuff you smoke when you want to forget your life.

I smoked so much weed I forgot my own name.

My friend turned into a potato after eating too much pot.

I ate the whole bag and now I’m floating in space.

It’s the alphabet backwards, like if a kid flipped a book and screamed.

I wrote my name backwards and it looked like a curse.

My teacher flipped out when I did the alphabet backwards.

I turned my homework upside down and got a zero.

The end of all boredom. You type the keyboard forwards, backwards, sideways, and still don’t care.

I typed the whole keyboard and still didn’t do my homework.

I typed the alphabet in every direction just to be annoying.

I typed so much I turned into a keyboard.

This is when you’re so bored you type the whole keyboard in every direction, just because you can.

I typed the keyboard forwards, backwards, and sideways just to be annoying.

I typed so much my fingers fell off.

I typed the alphabet in every direction and still didn’t do my homework.