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Stuff you save just so you can jerk off later. Like a weird obsession.
That video of your ex eating cereal at 3 a. m.
A group chat with your crush that’s just full of weird memes.
A picture of your dog doing the splits.
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Anything you keep just so you can cum like a crazy person later.
A text from your crush that says 'I miss you' with 100 emojis.
A photo of your neighbor’s cat wearing a tiny hat.
A video of your brother singing in the shower.
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Any random thing you save just so you can get off like a madman later.
A tweet from your crush about their sandwich.
A DM that says 'I luv u' with 7 typos.
A video of your dog chasing a vacuum cleaner.
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Anything you save just so you can get a boner and cum like a beast later.
A photo of your crush wearing pajamas.
A text that says 'Hey, I’m bored' at 2 a. m.
A video of your dog falling off the couch.
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Any old stuff you keep just so you can jerk off like a lunatic later.
A message from your crush about their pet turtle.
A photo of your ex eating pizza at 1 a. m.
A video of your dog doing the moonwalk.
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Random stuff you save just so you can get a hard-on and cum like a monster later.
A DM from your crush that says 'I miss you' with 15 emojis.
A photo of your ex eating cereal at 4 a. m.
A video of your dog dancing to Taylor Swift.