J-tapped

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Stuffed like a fat kid at a candy store with Sainsbury's jam tarts
I ate so many jam tarts I got a tummy ache and a jam face.
My lunchbox looked like a crime scene after I J-tapped it.
She J-tapped her bag so hard the tarts leaked out like a broken pipe.
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Had so many jam tarts it felt like my insides were on fire
I J-tapped so much I could taste the jam in my dreams.
He J-tapped his backpack and it collapsed like a drunk man.
Her J-tap was so strong it made the jam tarts scream.
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Crushed with jam tarts like a meat pie in a blender
I J-tapped my bag so much it looked like a jam tart factory exploded inside.
He J-tapped so hard the tarts came out like lava.
She J-tapped her bag and it made a jam tart sound like a scream.
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