Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you shoot cum all over someone's boobs like you're trying to paint a mural with your jizz

I swizznasty’d my cousin’s girlfriend right in front of her mom

I swizznasty’d my crush in the hallway during lunch

I swizznasty’d my ex on the first day of school

2

When you dump your load on someone’s titties like it’s the last drop of soda and you’re mad it’s gone

I swizznasty’d my teacher after she gave me detention

I swizznasty’d my best friend’s sister during a sleepover

I swizznasty’d my mom right after she yelled at me

3

When you spill your jizz on someone’s boobs like you're trying to make a mess and you’re really good at it

I swizznasty’d my neighbor’s dog right in the middle of the street

I swizznasty’d my little brother during a video game battle

I swizznasty’d my crush on the first day of summer

4

When you throw your cum all over someone's titties like you're trying to say 'I love you' but you're too busy being gross

I swizznasty’d my crush in the middle of a math test

I swizznasty’d my friend’s mom while she was making dinner

I swizznasty’d my teacher right after she gave me a pop quiz

5

When you blast your load on someone’s boobs like you're trying to spray paint the whole world and you're really bad at it

I swizznasty’d my crush in the back of the bus

I swizznasty’d my dad right after he yelled at me

I swizznasty’d my sister during a family fight

6

When you pour your cum on someone’s titties like you're trying to drown them in jizz and you're just getting started

I swizznasty’d my crush in the middle of a dance party

I swizznasty’d my friend on the first day of the school year

I swizznasty’d my mom right after she gave me a huge chore list