J Swipe

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J Swipe is like Jewish Tinder but way worse. It’s full of loud JAPs and nerdy Becks who think they’re hot. You can like everyone for free, but you’ll regret it.
I liked 20 guys in one night. Now I have to talk to all of them.
My mom signed me up. She says it’s for my future.
I matched with a Beck who asked if I knew what a 'JAP' was.
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J Swipe is the Jewish version of dating apps. It’s like being stuck in a bar mitzvah with no exit. You can like as much as you want, but you’ll get harassed by Becks.
I got 10 messages from the same Beck. He kept sending me photos of his dog.
My JAP cousin matched with 50 guys in one day.
I tried to swipe left, but the app kept making me like everyone.
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J Swipe is the worst dating app ever. It’s like Tinder but with more yelling and less luck. You can like people forever, but you’ll end up with a JAP for life.
I matched with a JAP who asked if I was Jewish. I said no. She blocked me.
My brother used J Swipe to find a bride. He got 12 proposals in one week.
I got a message from a Beck who said, 'You’re not hot enough for me.'
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